Lock and Key

So I was hanging out with some friends last night and randomly one came in and said he heard an analogy, I'm unsure if what we were talking about was relative or not, but it was a doozie. It relates to men being able to sleep around and it be okay and women not being able to. It goes as follows: Men have a penis, or a key, and women have a vagina, or a lock. Now if you have a key that can open a lot of locks, it's a master key, and you want to have that key. However, if you have a lock that can be opened with a lot of keys, well then that's a shitty lock, and no one wants that. This made me laugh, and since I haven't posted in a while I figured I would. Side note, I'm determined now to learn free bird, one of my roommates brought it up and said that it would be awesome if the last thing he remembered me by was freebird, seeing as how I won't be attending UT anymore next year. So every day at 5 PM, it's freebird time. We shall see how it goes. I'm also pumped to finish this layout for Archetype, I want to start on my personal layout and maybe some illustration work. On another side note I just noticed today that the "book" I ordered for English turned out to be an audio book, smart move on my part...

Blam!